by Professor_Z August 7, 2020
Get the shuttlecocking mug.1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.
Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."
by BigRed20 June 23, 2007
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by 3-I July 17, 2019
Get the Shuttlefucker mug.Having sex with the Space Shuttle.
"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."
by 3-I July 20, 2019
Get the Shuttlefucking mug.1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.
Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.
2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.
2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"
"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."
2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."
2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
by HerrM October 1, 2009
Get the Shuttlefucking mug.When two naked men both straddle a bench in a shower and slide a bar of soap on the bench at each others cocks. The closest you get to not touching the other mans dick with the bar of soup is the winner.
by eyeary2 October 20, 2011
Get the shuttle cock mug.A girl who can't make up her mind whose cock she's pleasuring tonight.
A girl who bounces between boys like a badminton birdie.
A girl who bounces between boys like a badminton birdie.
That shuttlecocking whore was going to hook up with me, but now she's back with her boy friend.
I totally got shuttlecocked by that cunt.
She's a shuttlecocker.
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by Niente September 27, 2009
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