Slumberplunder

The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.

Example 1

Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.

Example 2

Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?

Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.

Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Cum Slumber

When you bust in someone's hand when they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose with your cock. They will go to scratch their face, and slap themself with cum.

"Let's have a sleepover with Eric, so we can give him a proper cum slumber.

by The Three Bustkateers December 31, 2006

Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

scumberg

a curly headed whistling dixie fat fuck

Worker1: How's it going on the 2nd floor?

Worker2: Oh, you know, eight hours of scumberg. (Starts imitating: with pursed lips, moves head from side to side and dances around like an idiot)

Worker1: That sucks. Ah, he's probably just warming up for his skin flute session with the bosses.

by whiskeyDick88 May 30, 2011

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008