shellshock.io

an amazing website that provides nueva kids with things to do during class and a way to communicate.

Nueva kid 1: what shellshock.io server are you playing on?
Nueva kid 2: #08sqsk
Normal person: get a life

by nuevakid1 December 17, 2017

The Shullman Feast

A incredibly large meal enough to cure world hunger. It involves ordering an insurmountable amount of fried chicken fingers with sides of calorically dense mac & cheese and a heaping portion of french fries. Why not add 3 cups of dressing on to it as well. To top of the meal have 10 ounces of ice cream with toppings galore.

Eric, a horny and hairy man, ordered "The Shullman Feast" he was unaware that the restaurant had no more food left for the rest of its customers because it was all used on him. He immediately became overweight and was eligible for gastric bypass surgery

by Boca561WHATWHAT September 5, 2011

Bag of shells

When something is beyond easy

Making toast? Thats a bag of shells.

by Dhpickle April 18, 2018

Eleanor Shellstrop

Eleanor Shellstrop is a hot shrimp loving badash jerk who is super hot. We all love her.

Damn Eleanor Shellstrop, you are hot.

by kaiabella November 21, 2020

Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third

John never really knew how to use the three sea shells

by Tot February 8, 2008

Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.

"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"

by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004

shellshock live

A very addictive game with a chatbox and gameplay. You shoot other players with your weapons, and try to get the most points and win the game.

Guy A: Let's play a game of ShellShock Live!

Guy B: Nah, it's just a 2-D remix of Call of Duty.

Guy A: You are a sightless retard!

by jpegamesen November 21, 2013