Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

Gut shuffling

The insertion of a penis into the vagina in such a fashion that the womans guts are "shuffled".

"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"

"Thanks for the gut shuffling"

"Every day i'm shuffling"

"My guts could really use a good shuffling"

by mumfette December 5, 2011

Shufflituitous

When an MP3 player (or iPod) is set on "Shuffle" and keeps picking just the right songs in a row. Etymolog- Shuffle + Fortuitous

My iPod is having such a shufflituitous day, I'm loving it!

by Timmybung November 19, 2009

shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

Shuffing

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn

Dude I got shuffing on my penis

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020

Shuffling

When you do too much meth and can't quit moving your feet around. That's what tweakers do.

Lydia: Jacob is shuffling again. Does his sexy ass ever sleep?

Paizley: Every day he's shuffling

by anonymous July 29, 2018

Shuffling pancakes

The sound a fat person makes when they fart.

My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?"

by W Keller September 8, 2006