shrexting

Texting people about cumming all ogre.

Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."

by booty_swamp July 14, 2014

Scwexting

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking whilst texting.

Chris cannot stop scwexting over Kate. It's getting messy.

by rantallen June 2, 2011

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Safe Sexting

The practise of leaving one's face or other distinguishing features out of a sext, in order to ensure deniability should the picture fall into the wrong hands.

My boyfriend's phone got stolen by somebody in the school after we sexted. I'm not worried though. I practise safe sexting.

by Blakeyboy93 April 6, 2011

Sexting Buddy

Someone you always sext when your horny. They sext you whenever your horny. May involve pictures, may not.

Usually involves many winks

Girl:Hey Sexting Buddy ;)
Guy:Are you wanting me as much as I am wanting you? ;)
Girl:Maybe a bit more ;)

....

.....

Gets a bit more...detailed after that

by hannveggiefreak August 16, 2011

Shieating

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

by Haidengombash March 15, 2016

gif sexting

Gif sexting is where you are sexting with someone, but using a gif instead of words.

" Omg Becky look at this gif Jack just sent me! He's totally gif sexting."

by Pandalove1015 September 19, 2017