Shrinkle

The action that happens to a man's balls when he enters a cold pool or it is cold outside.

Dude! You said the pool was heated. My balls totally just shrinkled.

by B Dyal February 7, 2008

shrinkled

means a combination of shrivled and wrinkled. it's kinda a little of both and just came out of my mouth one night.

that apple is really shrinkled!

by Smeagol January 22, 2005

shrinkle

when the sun shrinks and burns something like skin or an egg on a hot skillet and makes a crinkling noise

the sun is a shrinkle machine, it is shrinkling me as we speak!!!!

by yo momma beoch March 29, 2010

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003