Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.

I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you

by Mallory StrongCock April 8, 2004

shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis

that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

View Shrew

One of any number of shrill harpies from daytime talk show "The View" who viciously attack advocates for freedom, liberty, capitalism, and traditional values. Prime examples include Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.

Man did you see that guy on The View yesterday who said Washington should lower taxes and cut spending? Those View Shrews tore him to freakin' pieces!

by ferrgus January 29, 2009

Lavatory Shrew

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

by zzwill December 1, 2011

Dirt Shrew

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

by gizmofries April 5, 2013

shrewd shrew

Shrewd (savvy, clever, cunning,)

Shrew (bitch, she-devil)

That woman is a Shrewd Shrew!

by Justtayn September 15, 2017

The Shrew

A shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (Half man half rodent) from the ghetto. The shrew has the power to overcome any security system. He leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.

Oh my God son, That damn shrew has been in my shit again!! Here's the note.

by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005