shauning

a state where you feel like you’re dying

The flu has me by the balls, I’m literally shauning

by The threader February 27, 2022

Scrunting

When a partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.

My birthday is coming, will your mom scrunting into my cake again this year?

by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022

Shanting

To deprive someone

The act of depriving someone from someone or something.

God is shanting Geoff from getting a woman.

by Geoff Kontz July 26, 2004

Shanting

Getting to work late, leaving early, doing personal things at work, having stupid reasons on why you have to leave early

At 2 p.m. Joe says, "I have to leave. I don't want to sit in traffic." Fellow employee, "Why are you always shanting?"

by Youknowdaboy August 1, 2016

Shauning

Slang that refers to someone lying, Capping or not being truthful.

“This dude shauning”

“All a mother fucker does is Shaun”

“Why the fuck do you keep in shaunin for?”

by Amb22 October 17, 2019

runt shunting

The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.

"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"

"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"

"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"

by Runts August 4, 2009

Shauning it

To completely destroy something due to;
-Arrogance
-Narcissism
-Pride
-Stubbornness

Also known as Baroning/Baroning it

"The entire game was ruined because the developer was shauning it"

by Cleautsak June 10, 2015