Spunch

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.

2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.

by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

Spunch

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.

by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006

Shmunchies

When you have to poop, but also have the munchies

Peter: Why are you bringing snacks into the bathroom?

Chris: I have a bad case of the shmunchies, see you in a few hours.

by mmcgov233 October 23, 2014

Shpuchincka

A small kid that doesn't like the sound of spit. He likes to imitate the sound of a crying baby every time he sees you. Spuchincka doesn't like that you call him by his name, because its a slang word for sperm.

Person 1: Hey! Do you like sperm?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: You must be a Shpuchincka then!

by Bendror January 30, 2018

spunch

While ‘punch’ in the name can be misleading, spunch is actually a grub-like substance that some enjoy eating with crackers. Some people are absolutely ravenous when a bowl of fresh spunch is brought out! Others find it disgusting. While spunch comes in various forms, it generally contains sardines, garlic, and onions. Spunch can be quite difficult to find in the US.

When Ryan went to the supermarket, he asked a clerk about which aisle he might find the spunch in. Much to his dismay, they didn’t carry spunch at this location!

by Poochie La La February 26, 2021