splack these hams

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk

When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!

by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006

Shpackle

While fucking a girl in the pussy, you stretch your nutsack skin out far enough, as to allow you yourself to "ball-fuck" her anus, (insert sack in anus). Yvette loves this.

"Yo dude last night I was banging Yvette and she was like, Shpackle my incredibly dirty anus!, so like... I did."
"Awesome dude! Yvette's ass has been shpackled more times than Sean has jerked off in Ricky's ear!"

by Shwoogie man December 21, 2003

Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid

Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen

by L and the J's September 1, 2017

splack

The breaking of a steering column on a G.M. car in order to steal the vehicle.

How did you get that Cadillac? I used a slim jim to get in then i splacked the column.

by GixxxerMan June 22, 2011

Splack

To engage in sexual intercourse with a female or multiple females that one hasn't had a previous relationship of any kind.

Lets splack these ladies.

by SplackMaster May 1, 2009

splack

Widely used in Miami, it just means to have sex, or fuck.

Man, i brought that chick back to my crib and it was a splack fest.

by rooster1 July 3, 2005

Cock Schplack

A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.

I cock schplacked dat ho.

by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006