Boner-Shrinker

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.

"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."

by livingalie246 January 22, 2009

The Shrinker

1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surpriser Riser.

2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.

1. "Damn you shrinker! GET BACK UP THERE!"

2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Shrinker

A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!

Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

sphinker jockey

A sphinker jockey is a gay man. Anal antics!

I ain't going in that club mate, thats full of sphinker jockey's.

by ilovegrannys April 14, 2010

spinkerheeb

a person who is every minority, part mexican(spic), part asian(chinc), part black(nigger), and part jew(heeb).

Thank god im not a spinkerheeb or i might have to kill myself.

by t-rock3776 October 6, 2006

Shrinker

An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.

My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.

by Cyanna February 4, 2010

Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009