Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019

Stalker Shopper

A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.

I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.

by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

Last minute shopper

When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.

Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..

by tunezz January 19, 2015

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Walmart Shopper

A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)

Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.

Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!

by smolderingturd August 7, 2010