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shootin' putin

When you nut during gay sex just to spite Putin cause he's a homophobic cunt.
I'm only willing to bang a dude if I'm shootin' putin
by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018
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Shootin' the Works

When you go to the sacred level beyond that of ham in any type of environment. Few reach this level and those who do are in an exclusive club. Baloney->Ham->Shootin the Works!!!.
WARNING: Shootin the Works can cause EXTREME damage.
bro during that fight he went above ham"."oh so he was shootin' the works
by [The New Work Makers] December 12, 2010
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Shootin' Helicopters

When a boy/man, walks to a urinal, begins to urinate and waves his dick around the surface of the urinal as if to hit imaginary targets inside of the urinal. It can be quite entertaining to watch them spaz out while pissing.
Boy 1- "Did you see that guy in the bathroom?? WTF was he doing wavin' his dick around like that??"

Boy 2- "I dont know dude, maybe he was shootin' helicopters."
by Same_old_douche January 23, 2011
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shootin the ones

to fight or want to fight someone.
(shootin the ones) or (shootin ones)

yo, im shootin ones with that kid tonight.
yea mess em up.
by Mleo April 10, 2008
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shootin blind

Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.
Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywhere.( shootin blind )
by me14 March 5, 2007
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shootin clear

when your ejaculate doesn't have any sperm, so it is clear
so dude, you still shottin clear?
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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shootin' blanks

When a male ejaculates but there is no sperm
i wanted to glarbonize on her back, but the whole night i was shootin' blanks
by Ilik February 18, 2008
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