Shtoned

When you're shtoned, you are so high that u can't even comprehend shit cuz ur shhhtoned. Like me. So shtoned that u can't even say stoned right.

Lets get shhhhtoned

I would've payed child support but then I got shtoned

Heavy on the Shhh

by Onii chan~ May 18, 2021

Spooned

When something is really deep or meaningful

My conversation with her got really spooned last night dude we talked about heavy stuff

by Rammingthemat October 15, 2021

Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.

Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

Swooned

What a vagina does when it can't hold in the moisture anymore. The lips spread open and gush out an abundance creamy goodness.

So Jake sent me a pic of his abs today. I swooned all over myself!

by Negative55 January 3, 2016

Shooney Hug

The mispronunciation of the phrase Honey Shug(the shorted version of sugar).

Sarah:o0o guh!
Brit: Shooney hug please!
Sarah: Haha you tard!

by Britteyface January 11, 2009

spooned

to be ownedowned

you have been spooned

by lucas halpert January 27, 2003

Spooned

To be high from use of marijuana. A word to describe someone that is so high they can't cycle home, for love nor money.

'Oh my God! Sam and Jack were so spooned last night!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016