Shonch

The Grey matter that is scratched off of instant lottery tickets.

"I spent $5 on this lottery ticket and all I got was Shonch on my new pants"

by Shonch July 29, 2007

shonkey

adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey

The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.

by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005

Shonyce

A sexier version of the name "Shanice" althought Shanice is a girl who every man wants, Shonyce is who every man needs. She is a very intellectual biracial woman who is only interested in white guys. She has a huge rack and thick butt. She gets loads of attention and every girl is jealous of her. Not to mention she can whoop some serious ass. Don't f*ck with her.

White dude: That Shonyce girl is sexy, do you think I have a shot with her?
Black guy: Fuck no, you're white
White dude: I hear she only fuck with white guys.
Black guy: Daaayyum!

by pseudodime September 1, 2013

Sconce

(n). You'll figure it out eventually...

You are a dirty sconce.

by Frisbae March 30, 2017

Shonen Jump

Monthly magazine containing 300 pages of manga each.

I just read Naruto in Shonen Jump!

by Jason da H January 8, 2004

shone

an expression yelled out at a hoe or a gurl who does hoe-ish activites. a gurl who fucks easy. a shone- comes from the word action which both mean u nasty if sum1 call u dat

"Look At dem shones, bitches stay hoppin on da dick"

by Weezy's Laydee Kryssy October 22, 2006

Shoneys

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack

Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!

by zamorak April 25, 2015