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It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?
Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
by smreidy113 December 7, 2010
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Soled

1)Alternative, street version of the Oxford English Definiton of "Solid" used to describe someone who is hard. Often used by chavs discussing the fight they had last night, or subsequent injuries.
1) Ahh m8, u is soled cuz u caned that mush innit
2) U can't be in my cru cuz u is not soled.innit do.
3) I is harda dan u. i wil kil u cuz i is soled.
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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Shoreditch twat

Usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in London's East End area of Shoreditch. A Shoreditch twat has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by Brick Lane. A Shoreditch twat is defined by their Hoxton Finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullshit with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. The Shoreditch Twat has now been immortalised by the fictional Nathan Barley and serialised on TV by Channel 4.
by Twiki-wiki-piki March 15, 2005
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Soledad

A petite girl whose lack of height is only matched by her brain. She has pretty big eyes and doesn't take sexist jokes very well. You do NOT wanna get into an argument over feminism with this chick.
Dude 1: Man, I was just messing around in lunch when i made that 19th amendment joke, but sheesh, she took it so personal.

Dude 2: It's cool she's just a Soledad.
by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010
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Shoked

(sh-OAK-ed) adj., The feeling of being surprised in a good way; of being shocked and stoked at the same time.
I'm shoked! I can't believe I won these Kiss tickets!
by Jason Watts April 22, 2009
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Shored

When one fucks up on job site then blames you
I just got shored..
by Dagway June 12, 2015
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ham-showed

Tanked out of your mind. To be drunk beyond reason. to be plastered or destroyed. To be shmammered.
Hash-master was ham-showed at the condo!! He could hardly stand.
by Luke Austin April 11, 2008
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