Shithorsery

A galloping shitshow, generally gathering pace.

What a steaming pile of shithorsery!

by Shitjockey February 23, 2023

shehoused

Another term for being "drunk off your ass."

"Dude, I was totally shehoused last night."

"Let's get shehoused!"

by K&R April 24, 2008

Long Island Shoehorn

When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.

I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.

by Warren Piece March 6, 2007

Alaskan shoehorn

there is a girl and a guy in the mountainman position. Under the girl is another girl eating her out. As she is eating her out, the guy puts his dick is the girl getting eaten out. Before he cums, he pushes the girls off the rockwall then sprays the cum down on their stomacks. He jumps down and rubs his belly in it

I totally got 2 girls in the Alaskan shoehorn last nights

by brankle June 28, 2009

shoehorn

the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.

guy: "did you fuck her last night?"
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."

by rtownrutt December 29, 2007

shoehorn

A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam

"You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn"

by Mr T May 13, 2005

french shoehorn

1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.

2. an actual shoehorn made in France

Bill:"Yeah, I took Sandy to McDonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my Miata."

by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006