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He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.
by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011
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snookie poof

a bump on the top of the head that is about 6-8 inches long. its is made out of hair and worn by tacky people (don't worry tacky can be good! :D). it is made out of hair and is secured by a clip.
whoa. did you see her snookie poof?
by snookiepoof=interesting December 28, 2010
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snookie

A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!
by truthseer November 23, 2011
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Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.
When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".
by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023
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Snookie Punch

Snookie Punch is when a girl gets sucker punched in the face..
Guy 1" Dude me and Johhny Bottleservice were at the club and this bitch got Snookie Punched"
by The Tan-gent December 10, 2009
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Snookie

To get knocked the f*ck out.
That dude was hittin on my girl so I straight snookied his ass.
by SterlingShake643 December 19, 2009
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Shookie

N: Dessert. Shake+ Cookie. More specifically, a large chocolate chip cookie with vanilla soft serve on top. Originated from St. Joseph High School in South Bend, Indiana.
I'm getting the cheese fries and a shookie for lunch
by Iceman20 November 2, 2010
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