Shmilf

Super hot mother i'd like to fuck

Ms. Fennell, Ms. Hodges, Ms. Lott, and Ms. Vemer are shmilf (s) (And I would like to fuck them at the same time at once anally again twice haha)

by Danth Eman April 4, 2007

shmiz

stupid. when you call something stupid.

people are so shmiz why cant they just shut the hell up

by samxdamn87 January 9, 2008

shmiz

gay, for fags who dont think u should use gay as an insult

that shmiz teacher just failed me.

how shmiz is that kid who says shmiz instead of gay?

by sal 77 January 9, 2008

shmillitent

Something to be shit/bad/wank/brass/swag

1: jake crashed his car tonight
2: ahhh shmillitent

that bud is millitent!

by Gurupitka July 14, 2010

Shmil

Pronounced: Shh-mill (Mind you there is no "uh" between sh and mil)

Shmil is an absolute King/Queen. Not one for playing prince and princesses, one who's aura screams authority while keeping a gentle and magnanimous soul. A person deserving of things such as love, admiration and respect. The big man upstairs is fair and equal although when it comes to those named Shmil. The big man becomes unequal, making Shmil with so many perfections that there barely leaves space for any flaws. They are a person who usually replies with "Slay", while addressing others as "bro". Forget winning the lottery, meeting a Shmil is your lifeline. They are and will make your day better at all costs. Just by interacting with the said Shmil, your serotonin level increases ten fold. Whether they be, artistic, influential, comforting, honest, and downright gorgeous, Shmil's claim all of the above.

"I HAVE to date a shmil!"

"damn, you're dating a Shmil? I'm jealous!"

"Oh please lawd let me marry a Shmil!"

by 4j1 January 18, 2022

shmizz

vape e-cig. used by everyone.

“yo man can i hit the shmizz.”
“fuck yeh you can hit the shmizz.”

by weonlysayshmizz May 29, 2022

shmiz

A word describing any noun, adjective, pronoun, or verb.

What the shmiz is wrong with the other tards definition of shmiz.

by likzit updass December 5, 2007