hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

by thetinwomen March 3, 2011

Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009

smegal

a character from the movie Lord of The Rings.

smegal is a crazy s.o.b., did you see him bit that guys finger off?

by monotone919 October 28, 2013

shmegular

The Female version of being regular without being consider basic

Something you do all the time

Im just being regular shmegular like any other day

by Scorpionmisfit November 10, 2017

Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

shmeagling

Being drunk, walking around acting like you belong wherever you are at.

My friend was shmeagling around wearing board shorts and a bright red wig , going from one campsite to another.

by Robdawgslc January 13, 2016

Shmegladon

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

by Jaymizz December 22, 2017