to get hit by a truck while crossing the street, believing you are going to survive, and then dying 2 days later in the hospital.
by bigboss839 November 2, 2008
Get the cody summered mug.When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:
Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
by The dart 07 February 7, 2010
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Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.
Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"
by Peanut21 August 8, 2008
Get the slammered mug.A point of alcoholic intoxication. A cross between being "smashed" and "hammered", usually the person hass trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.
by JoshUpCanme June 28, 2005
Get the smammered mug.a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.
Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
by kjdhfs April 24, 2011
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Get the shmamed mug.Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)
Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012
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