shalomie

a friendly jew.

Jesus is my shalomie

by alabambam June 1, 2009

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shalong

a fucking massive donkey dick

john ur fukin shalong is poking outa ur pants

by bob September 4, 2004

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Shalom

A genuinely dope name for Incredible people. Others also find it easy to relate with them.

You can't be like me, my name is Shalom

by goldShawn March 23, 2017

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shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.

the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH

by some jew February 9, 2008

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Shalom the creep

A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out

Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us

by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019

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