Shmalex

Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!

by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009

shmale

An A-sexual person.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.

A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.

by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004

Shmaggle

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!

You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty

by Nashers December 27, 2008

Shmaggen

A word used in place of a word you can't remember like thingy ma jig.
A noun referring to a bunch of useless objects

Hey John! Look at that shmaggen

by Steepy18 May 2, 2009

Shmangle

To have sexual intercourse with one another, shmangle the body

I can't wait for tonight I'm going to shmangle her !

by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016

Shmugle

A phrase used to condemn naughty folks. Can be used for an assortment of things such as cats and toddlers.
(very versatile). VERY

Kid: scratches the couch
Mom: Oiy!, you shmugle! Stop it. Your ruin'in the furnataure.

Cat: takes a cookie from the jar when not supposed to.
Dad: Ay shmulge! cut it out!

by bobtheslobthebob May 5, 2021

shmanglehopp

MPOS-ese

To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.

Patrick shmanglehopped, and that one kid yelled at him to stop. But he did it anyway.

by Melli March 3, 2005