Shlurparf

A word that smart people use when they don’t know what to say. It expresses a lot of emotion.

-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

Bobby Shmurda Loop

A mysterious entity that controls people(s) after saying “Bobby Shmurda.” The person who has said such words continues to have an uncontrollable episode of saying “Bobby Shmurda” on loop.

Dr. EXPUNGED: D-10789 read what the note on the table says

D-10789: Bobby Shmurda Loop, Bobby Shmurda... Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda Bobby Shmurda

by KneeSlappingGoblin June 30, 2020

Shmurdered

When a girl is so fine and she looks at you and it makes you weak in the knees and you end up doing the Shmurda.

Keoki: damn, did you see that girl by the wall
Kekahi: yeah dude, she's super fine
Keoki: she shmurdered me

by K.Dot April 4, 2015

Bobby Shmurda

IF YOU AINT A HOE GET UP OUT HIS TRAPHOUZE

check out bobby shmurda doin the shmoney.

by NatasX October 24, 2014

Bobby Shmurda

Bobby Smurda is a rapper who loves to shmoney dance. He is popular for a religion named Shmurdism and is in prison for our sins. Also a popular name for kahoot.

I bust a shmoney dance, now she on my dick.
-Bobby Shmurda

by convert to shmurdism April 5, 2019

shlard

highly caloric eating, either because of huge quantities of food, or because the food itself was a guilty pleasure.

This word is kinda ironic, because it's normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)

"Man, I'm so frickin' full. Me and Lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the Mexicali Rose"

or

"I need to get some exercise, dude. I was mackin down at that BBQ yesterday. It was a total shlard-fest".

by Torsky November 7, 2007

Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019