Shlongdezvous

Shlongdezvous - Some kind of meeting with the intention on receiving shlong.

Elizabeth has a four O-clock shlongdezvous with a guy she met on Bumble.

by KingOfGawk July 10, 2021

shlongeaser

A person who listens to Brockhampton while reading manga.

Is Ethan listening to Brockhampton while reading that anime book? What a shlongeaser!

by chancesloth October 15, 2021

Shlongtermalzheimentia

Someone who has short and long term memory loss that comes and goes either way but never in a pattern. His particular individuals can't forget what they're talking about while they're speaking about it. But at the same time remember things that happened days ago that are now irrelevant.

I swear Danny has shlongtermalzheimentia, he can't remember stealing denos stuff but he can remember donating candy to the foster foundation!

by That dude 1time March 3, 2023

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".

After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.

by Sisores April 11, 2024