shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting

dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted

by puck August 11, 2004

Shitecules

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule

When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!

by darealjz July 13, 2010

shite

a very british and therefore great way of saying shit. shite sounds much more effective than shit

'karen looks like five kinds of shite today'

by britbabe August 19, 2004

Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

Shitelight

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.

I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.

by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010

Shite Hart Lane

Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.

"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"

"Why not? Another easy three points"

"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.

Arsenal fans in the away section

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009