Shbingus

A word used to describe a friend when doing something funny, amusing, annoying, or simply being a shbingus. Similar to Dingus, but with more impact.

Daryl and Beth are bowling and Daryl misses completely:

Daryl: oh no I missed!
Beth: you’re such a shbingus!

by notshbingus February 27, 2024

shplingus

A joke a spickle makes that is surprisingly unfunny for their normally hilarious personality.

“What a shplingus!”

by pepethewonder February 19, 2025

slingus slongus

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.

Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025

Grossus Shlongus Personus

A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.

You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!

by SisterFister2000 January 10, 2020

SKEEBO SHLONGUS

The skeebo race's attack of newer jersey from July 8th 6049 until December 21st 6112 which ended in the creation of newest jersey and the evacuation of planet E-7693J. This is also used as a term for hard gay sex

Ziv minraf: did you know about skeebo shlongus?

Bedheadzack: kys I don't want to fuck men

by Ziv minraf January 15, 2023