shazzle dazzle

When a dude Colemans a chick with his johnson in her coochie, pulls out, covers his jizz-covered unit with glitter and cake sprinkles, flips her over, does one anal stroke balls deep then the chick deep throats like a bedazzled chocolate fudgesicle

Man, Tammy told me to Shazzle Dazzle, but I was fresh out of glitter and cake sprinkle. I had to make do with coffee grounds and her metallic eye shadow

by JOHN Kocktosen June 14, 2018

for shazzle

the shit

this bling is for shazzle

by shayne March 20, 2004

shnazzle frazzle

something to say if u r super pissed

My girl just d-blocked my newports, shnazzle frazzle!

by DICEMAN223 May 27, 2010

Shazzle

Johns Missus

Shazzle and John had ate cake after their evening of sexual experimenting

by PCPloddie August 1, 2010

Shnazzled

The feeling you experience when you're so stoned that you sit on a chair and stare out into the distance, not thinking about anything because you're literally one with the cosmos, and God, and you've been submerged in a spiritual realm that opens up your mind and makes you see things in a whole new perspective.

I was so Shnazzled last night, I cooked a horse's ass and it tasted like chicken.

by peterpickle September 22, 2014

Shwazzle

A nickname for a unusually large penis

Woah dude, nice shwazzle!!!

by Max Davin July 5, 2022