Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)

will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi

by loserssss June 12, 2018

Shitterati

Lightweight pretenders to the glitterati, a social set consisting of people who posess no talent or wisdom who become 'celebrities' by association, or through removing their clothes.

Anybody 'made good' through television, such as gameshow hostesses, weathermen or girls, girl or boyfriends or spouses of famous sportspeople, subjects of kiss-and-tell exposes (Monica Lewinsky for Clinton, Rebecca Loos for David Beckham, ad nauseam), soap stars, former underwear and 'glamor' models...

These people will never be A-listers; they are the Shitterati.

by TheBigLion July 10, 2009

shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

Shitturbate

to masturbate while taking a poop.
Also used in the form shitturbating and shitturbated.

I can't believe you just walked in the bathroom and saw someone shitturbate at that party.

by Birdslur December 8, 2009

Scutterbotch

The dry, whitish crust left on the beard of one who has recently performed cunnilingus

After muffdiving all last night, I had to scratch some serious scutterbotch out of my beard this morning.

by Ché Ré November 27, 2012

shitterbang

to have anal sex with

Damn I sure would like to shitterbang her!

by Assman8 September 11, 2003

shitterstein

naming a person in shit or an exclamation.

He is such a shitterstein! or

Oh Shitterstein!

by peaceoflondon June 2, 2009