Simposter

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.

Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

Neo-Shitpost

A form of shitposting where the main premise is philosophical intelligence, or intellectual discussion. Under these guises, the neo-shitpost attempts to create an image of surreal or ironic investment in an otherwise asinine topic. It may or may not build up tension to a point of vividly engaging the reader, and then flip back into a regular shitpost or meme.

"I posted a neo-shitpost last night about how weebs are unfairly treated in western culture due to reciprocation of their consumption, ie spouting occasional Japanese phrases un-ironically and such, compared to western media consumers who may quote their favorite lines from movies and receive no negative attention, and even praise for timing such a line with the current situation faced. An example of this would be talking about the Force from Star Wars."
~ Closet Weaboo attempting to justify his actions

by Mozzarellah January 25, 2017

Shitpost

Humorous posts made for the sole purpose of driving people or groups off topic or for no reason at all. Quality of shitposts may be gold or actual shit. Often confused with meme.

I was browsing shitposts on Reddit today.

by nlolhere March 9, 2020

Move Shitposts

Slang phrase intended to express to others an extreme urge to masturbate to, or feelings of sexual attraction to characters from the mobile game Azur Lane, without directly stating it. Used most commonly in official Discord servers for Roblox games to avoid punishment from moderators.

Move shitposts now.

by sg June 27, 2022

shitpost

a very vague term, describing a low quality, troll, or deliberately dumb post

"shitposts dont get to the front page"

by 322997am September 6, 2017

shitpost status

The status reached when you upload many short, low-res, usually worthless videos that are presumably meant to be funny to YouTube, sometimes 20 or 30 a day. Pioneered by channels such as Preston Garvey and jjxmb.

I uploaded a ton of videoclips I found in a meme thread on Discord to youtube, so I guess I've reached shitpost status!

by TheRealDiamond02 December 4, 2020