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shitposting hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.
Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.
by piklachou September 9, 2021
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shitposting

An ironic art form of expressive yet apathetic funposting practiced only on s4s, the philosophical meme factory board on 4 CHAN.
I spent hours a few hours today drawing wew lad naked, now I'm going to spend the next 3 days shitposting about it.
by fishpenis August 15, 2015
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shitpost

1. (verb) 3rd person present: shitposts past tense: shitposted past participle: shitposted present participle: shitposting To make numerous social media or forum posts each of which involve a meme. See also: spam

2. (verb) To derail an online chat conversation with something unrelated and/or off-topic.

3. (noun) plural: shitposts Numerous social media or forum posts with a meme involved.

shitposter
(noun) plural: shitposters A social media or forum user who posts no less than 400 unwanted memes daily on social media or forums.
This definition may be considered a shitpost because it was written by someone who sucks at literacy. Why the hell am I writing shitposts when I shouldn't even be writing?
by Wikkidvommit32 September 1, 2017
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shitpost status

When little kids made a term to try and "do a thing" its really just Instagram meme pages on YouTube posting shitty stuff.
That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.
by Big Mf Man Hell Yeah December 9, 2020
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Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010
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shitworthy

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.
Whoa, this music is shitworthy!
by FailRAR August 9, 2010
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shitpouts

1. pouting over something ridiculous

2. lower intestinal disturbance
Billy Bob has a nasty case of the shitpouts from that squirrel he ate last night.
by stacaroni September 14, 2011
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