Shittits

1. An sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.

Shittits, I dropped my wallet!

Shittits My wife left me!

by RustyMember November 21, 2010

shilpita

Sexy and smart af

Shilpita bless us with your intelligence

by Alien360 December 10, 2016

Shitplitive

A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.

"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"

"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.

Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”

by Jim That’s Him June 22, 2018

shit pit

1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.

Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit

by Lambardo September 26, 2006

Shitnite

A shitty game played by little retards with no life, who don't get any pussy and are instead jerking off on new skins.

Retard 1: shall we play some squads?
Retard 2: I don't have a penis
Normal person: fuck you retards, I ain't gonna play shitnite!

by Notorios November 12, 2020