shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

shitpan

A lavatory. Can be used in either a literal or metaphoric sense.

"I need a dump, where's the shitpan?"
"This company's going down the shitpan."

by John Dennis September 23, 2005

Shitball #3

A term that misanthropists use to describe the horrible and pathetic world they inhabit. Also known as Earth. In case you didn't know, #3 corresponds to the number of the planet we are away from our sun.

Two people at a table together.
Jim: Hey Bob, why the long face? :(
Bob: I live on shitball #3, why else?

by Gorion79 January 25, 2010

Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.

I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.

by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009

shital

The one nD only unique person in diZ woRld! She is loved by manyY!! also known as ShEeTLyyy!!!!

I love shital more than anything in this world!

by hehehe February 22, 2005

shitalian

I term used as a derogatory comment towards italian people. It is a combination of the word shit and italian. First heard it written on the wall in a public restroom. Can also be used to describe the country of Italy as Shitaly.

That Giovani is such a shitalian.
All those fucken shitalians can go fuck themselves.

by Ah-El December 24, 2004

shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 2, 2003