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"Clean up this shitmess now, buster, or you can forget about going out tonight!"
by Loadmaster January 14, 2004
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shatness majoralis

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a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.
oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today
by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007
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bored shitless

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Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
by credmond12 August 3, 2012
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A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".
I'm bored shitless so I'm correcting this words deffinition.
by TrisBored January 6, 2008
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Scared Shitless

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Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!
I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!
by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018
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shitless

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Adj. Having an absence of faeces in one's colon, typically due to involuntary discharge of the bowels from extreme fright.
"After hearing what happened to bad little boys at Old English Preparatory Academy, William was scared shitless."
by Carl Willis November 16, 2004
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A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.
"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"
by Billy 'Blue Balls' Mays March 21, 2010
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