Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

Hitmarker

The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.

The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!

by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

shitwanker

a retarded person that wanks shits

tit wanker aka shitwanker

by kennydeee November 19, 2011

shitmaker

a person who causes trouble.

That idiot starts fights all the time! What a shitmaker!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

shitmare

Shitmare~ When one has to take a raging shit but all the bathrooms are occupied.

johnny i need the bathroom!!!
im about to have a shitmare!!!

by anonymous November 23, 2010

shitakery

The art of shit talking. The ability to respond with quick comebacks in a verbal gunfight.

Man! My folks were really at each other's throats last night! The shitakery was in full effect.

Guy#1: You're Ugly!
Guy#2: Yeah?! Well you're... Damn. I'm just no good at shitakery

by Aquajock December 11, 2012

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016