Situationship

A root you get attached too

“Fuck man… this girl I’m seeing, we aren’t dating but the sex is good, it’s a situationship”

by Adlayajay August 5, 2022

Situationship

When two people can't have a relationship because of difficult circumstances.

You have a whole situationship going on.

by BHALEY SMITH December 1, 2021

Situationship

It’s when god is like really pissed off at you and delivers someone who is exactly everything you've ever dreamed of, so you make plans, dream and invest just so it can all turn to ashes in front of you before it ever even becomes official, demolishing your heart and ability to fall in love again permanently. Something like that.

Jessi: I do kind of like you, I’m just not ready for anything serious yet.

Jake: But you’ve been spending almost every night at my house… and asking me to take you out on dates..
Jessi: well, we DO have amazing sex-

Jake: sounds like a situationship alright

by ClownsDontBounce April 9, 2023

Sextlationship

The unoffical relationship of two people developed through sexting. Flirting, hooking up, and sexting a person but not being officially in a relationship. Similar to a fuck buddy but has emotional elements of a relationship as well even though neither party will admit it.

A: "So are you two in a relationship?"
B: "NOOOO! WE ARE NOT!"
A: "But you guys sext and hook up right?"
B: "Well yeah but it is definitely not a relationship"
A: "So its a sextlationship!"

by Britney&LucyLiu February 14, 2013

situationship

an intimate and/or sexual relationship where two people aren't single but aren't dating. both people are committed and have real emotions for each other, but it's not official and there's no label.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Timmy and Sally?
Person 2: Yeah, aren't they dating?
Person 1: No, but everyone thinks they are, it's like a situationship.

by attractive piece of shit May 20, 2022

Situationship

A relationship that is undefined or has no title.

I'm not single nor taken I'm in a situationship.

by Lsane19 February 17, 2019

slotlationship

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.

I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!

by actorfest September 16, 2009