ClownsDontBounce's definitions

Situationship

It’s when god is like really pissed off at you and delivers someone who is exactly everything you've ever dreamed of, so you make plans, dream and invest just so it can all turn to ashes in front of you before it ever even becomes official, demolishing your heart and ability to fall in love again permanently. Something like that.

Jessi: I do kind of like you, I’m just not ready for anything serious yet.

Jake: But you’ve been spending almost every night at my house… and asking me to take you out on dates..
Jessi: well, we DO have amazing sex-

Jake: sounds like a situationship alright

by ClownsDontBounce April 9, 2023