forgeticus shiticus

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which makes you forget what shitting is.

Harry: Forgeticus Shiticus!!
Ron: What the hell is happening to me!?

by defd December 20, 2010

oh shit it's the cops

A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

shitily

a task done very poorly. with the essense of shit.

johnny did his homework last night, albeit, it was shitily done.

by dave McGivery October 26, 2007

shitattack

A sudden, involuntary or uncontrollable urge to defecate, usually without prior notification or within a few seconds of notification.

Joe got sent home from work because he had a shitattack; our boss could no longer stand the foul stench.

by scottywayne29 October 24, 2010

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

Shitetanium

Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.

Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....

Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....

by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009