An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.
by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021
Get the Nickleback shitlap mug.someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
by Shithunter March 29, 2010
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A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain
mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009
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Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.
John: More like shitshape condition.
Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.
John: More like shitshape condition.
by elefb November 12, 2011
Get the shitshape mug.When you are so constipated that you have no choice but to get into the Shithawking position on the toilet to release the massive load of poop that's stuck.
by XxGypsyEyesxX August 26, 2017
Get the Shithawking mug.Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.
Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.
Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)
Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)
by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007
Get the Shitpaper mug.1) When someone stinks up your office so bad that it smells like you put a cap o shit on your head.
2) a title for a person who does said action
2) a title for a person who does said action
by Karen Monahan May 4, 2005
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