shitcream

To shit in someones icecream when they are sleepy and not paying attention. Basicly done after you tell someone go eat shit and they say make me!

When you look at the peice of ice cream that looks a little to brown..you know its SHITCREAM!!!

by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

Shiftfreak

Whenever a person on any kind of message(AIM,MSN,Myspace,Text) types in all capital letters.

"I was talking to Tyriq on MSN and he was being a total shiftfreak"

by Wesley Insley January 17, 2009

Shitspeaker

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows March 8, 2014

Shitflake

A Romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. The female called 'Shitflake' is usually the coolest person in the entire world FACT!

boy, "That girl amy, she's my shitflake, I love her"

by MissCirce November 23, 2009

Shitwreck

Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.

The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.

John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."

Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"

John: "Huh?"

Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"

John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."

Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"

by shitstained mattress April 24, 2017