shiterious

another name for serious but cooler

"Oh my god dude i think i just won the lottery!"
"Are you shiterious?"

by guywhomadethiswordiscool May 12, 2009

shitemongoose

When some one is so shit faced stupid that they appear mongoose like.

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

shitbroom

a whore opposite of a pissmop, instead of drinking pee, they enjoy eating shit.

Anna, you're such a pissmop!
I don't wanna hear it you shitbroom.

by ayyyshitbroom January 25, 2010

shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

Shitron

Derogatory moniker for the Veyron, Bugatti (i.e. VW's) 1,000hp monstrosity. As ugly as it is loud, this clunky, unparkable mess is the most expensive dump money can buy. There is no beauty in this obese mess, only shit. Hence, the shitron.

The last car I would ever buy, is a shitron.

Did you see that chrome-plated, giant-sized piece of glorified plastic go past? Only a shitron could look that bad.

by Esq.imo September 8, 2010

Shitehood

The title, rank or status of a shithead. This is earned by being born to fools or being a disgrace to the human race.

Dude, I can't believe you could be that stupid.. You certainly earned your shitehood.

by Gingerbrains January 9, 2013

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max July 24, 2008