Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018

Shiternet

Someone with shitty internet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much

by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

shitemare

One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!

"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"

by Define April 15, 2007

shiteree

All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.

She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.

by Alimjake February 11, 2014

shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

Shiteater

1.A person who is often owned in many diffrent ways everyday of his or her life.
2.A douchebag

"Hey nice fannypack, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."

by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006