Shitcaker

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006

shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcasserole

Another way to say OH MY GOD or shit. An exclamation. Can be used in a good or bad situation.

Holy shitcasserole! I forgot to study for the test...now I'm gonna fail.

Mega shitcasserole, that guy is hot!

by Livsteroo January 23, 2011

Fillipeno Suitcase

That box wrapped with tape and twine you always see on the airline baggage carousel.

Do you think I have enough tape on my Fillipeno Suitcase bro?

No man, add some more string and rope to keep TSA outta your shit.

by Mike Muffkin April 8, 2010

shitcakes

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd

woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!

by franc September 22, 2005

suitcase pimp

In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's personal and/or business affairs.

Jenna Jameson's suitcase pimp brought her an iced caramel macchiatto and wiped the cum off her face after her scene was finished.

by jimbalaya September 8, 2006

Prison Suitcase

Process of hiding/smuggling things by hiding them in one's ass.

John smuggled smokes into his cell using his prison suitcase.

by El Diablo Maximus November 9, 2008