Shitrus

The result of spraying a fruity air freshener after taking a big stinky bowel movement

I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS

by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023

shitbust

The act of having an involuntary orgasm while in the process of taking a shit.

This morning I took a dump and, out of nowhere, I jizzed at the same time...I think I did a shitbust!

by shitbuster December 15, 2007

shitbusted

Office term meaning being caught leaving the toilet cubicle as the sole culprit of a particularly stinky dump.

I just went to the toilets and shitbusted Allan, what a stinker!!

by Nuked Bug September 17, 2003

Shitbrushed

when someone has airbrushed the shit out of a photo...usually meaning the person in the photo is unrecognizable.

She never looks that good in person she totally shitbrushed that pic.

by Prendylicious March 6, 2015

Shitflushrush

The process in which you are in a public area and don't want to make it obvious you're taking a shit, so you shit really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. Definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large shit and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you :)

"Oh man, I really have to poop but there's a long line and they'll totally know that I'm pooping.
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."

by TheEndHasNoEnd March 17, 2016

Slutbrush

Figurative term used to describe a female who gets the d she wants but also gets shamed for it by enyers as being a slut for it.

"No one wants to be painted with the slutbrush." my friend says when he explains how girls want srx just as much as guys but dont want to come off as sluts.

by Jack Offa March 22, 2017

Shiterus

When you hold your shit for too long and possibly die

yo bro i had to shit but i sucked it up
nah bro that’s bad you might have shiterus

by h00d do3ter July 3, 2021