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shitdemârde

Expression used when things go wrong. It is useful to make people get over a small incident or, on the opposite, it can be used to dramatize a situation. It's all in the intonation!

Notes:
You can also avoid pronuncing the "t" in shit; it's more classy.
Shi-demârde.
The sound or the "â" is longer, like the one in Mârdi grAs.
ps. Marde=shit in French so the expression depicts shit made of shit.
girl: I broke a nail again.
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with sympathy)

girl: I lost my job!
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with alarm)
by KIK514 March 5, 2009
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ed shithead

a disgusting person who shouldnt have ever existed. his music sucks so bad and hes so ugly. if you hate ed sheeran i love you🤨🆙
person: hey do you like ed shithead
me: no wtf thats the worst person ever
by ashwoo January 18, 2021
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shittard

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.
I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.
by z-mon March 13, 2009
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shitbird

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.
That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!
by BillR June 8, 2003
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shittard

Joey Hoey is a shittard.
by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004
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Shithead

(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.
I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.
by greatjeeeorb November 7, 2011
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Shithead

Someone who is really pissing you the fuck off so you call them something like "shithead" because that is what they are being.
My ex boyfriend is being a fucking shithead
by Broken Black Heart. January 29, 2017
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