holy shitake mushrooms!

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

Shita

1. Spanish slang for the word "Shit".
2. Being extremely excited while saying "Shit".

Helen: *Throws a dildo at Priscilla*
Priscilla: "Oh SHITA!"

by helenizzzzle August 23, 2007

Shitea

A shitty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. You want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. Screw that I'll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before I drink essence of Wilfred's asshole.

Ex 1: "I went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. I was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. Instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of shitea."

Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"

by TeaHee March 19, 2014

shite talker

A shite talker is some body who lies, bullshits or 'talks shite'

'I rode three tinder moths at the weekend'

'Josh is a shite talker'

by Niamhalicous June 8, 2016

flying shitake

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis

Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake

by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008

Shitake Mushrooms

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!

by Katherine[: June 6, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

by $irHC` March 25, 2010