Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

by WarChef March 8, 2010

shitbattical

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

Shitastic

When you're day goes fantastically shitty. Or so shittly fantastic.

Damn.. my day has been shitastically amazing!

by TheListo October 25, 2010

shittaretic

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.

I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic

by HellyM March 16, 2008

shitsticks

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

shitastic

sarcastic term for not so fantastic

That stamp collection is shitastic.

by molestword August 25, 2008

Shantastic

This is a term used to describe the level of amazingness of an event or incident. Usually sexual, this word is known to replace or provide a substitute for the term "Orgazmic".

This cake is Shantastic!/ This cake is amazing
So yeah...last night? that was shantastic/ Last night was orgazmic.

by Smitten Kitten September 22, 2005