skisexual

A person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people.

Jim: Dude, Karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.

by 907mountainchild November 23, 2015

Sootsexual

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

by Samxboo April 2, 2022

shipsexual

An invalid LGBTQIA+ sexuality term of either being attracted romantically or sexually to ships/boats, or ships as in relationships, (Etc: ____ x ____).

Person 1: Why Do You Have So Many Drarry pictures?
Person 2: I’m attracted to it.
Person 1: So you’re shipsexual?

by harperpilled May 25, 2021

sidsexual

Having a sexual yearning to people named Sid or Sidney

After I met Sid I became a sidsexual.

by jacktoothpaste October 14, 2017

Sisexual

When a transgender and the regular format of human makes interactions.

My mom and dad I think i'm sisexual.

by TransStr8 October 29, 2020

Shawsexual

When you're gay for Luke Shaw

I'm not gay, but Luke Shaw can have my kids, making me Shawsexual.

by Iamshawsexual July 11, 2021

Slatsexual

Your only gay for other fellow vamps but you can’t be gay for a non vamp

Friend: I’m bisexual

Me:lol you fag I’m slatsexual

by Leoooooom November 11, 2021