shit and sellotape

n. a half arsed or shabby attempt to perform a task properly.

That Tracy Island you made is shit and sellotape

by Weldonator February 14, 2007

Sellin my shit

When you’re playing a video game and your teammate or teammates perform terribly causing you to lose the game

Y’all sellin my shit this is why I don’t like playing with randoms

by Corey Huncho June 17, 2020

Smells like shit

Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.

Also an all encompassing insult

1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...

by Milli Vanilli May 16, 2006

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.

"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made

by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

Smellin Dog Shit

A notion of something bad about to happen; an omen. n

'I think theres goin ta be a storm'
'Nah nigga you just smellin dog shit'

by crossoverpoint February 12, 2009

smelling your own shit

When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.

What you up to dog?

Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.

Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE

by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011

SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.

MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"

by dannycarey January 10, 2012