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Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
mugGet the Shit Before Showeringmug.

shower shit

When someone on a specific part of a forum posts a topic that's already been posted, you've commited a shower shit.
hello, and welcome to i shit in my shower
by american_jesus May 27, 2004
mugGet the shower shitmug.

Shower Shit

The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.
Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"
by FitnessFanatic June 25, 2014
mugGet the Shower Shitmug.

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013
mugGet the shit, shave, shower and shinemug.

shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.
i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out
by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008
mugGet the shit shave shower and wankmug.

Shit in the shower guy

known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber and a shower shitter, known primarily for his Let's Play videos and Shitting in the Shower .
It was when all toilets were occupied when shit in the shower guy's destiny was made.
by Pqufuiwn20 June 7, 2021
mugGet the Shit in the shower guymug.

Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)
"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"
by Dicked September 30, 2012
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